we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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