Duck Duck Cougar?
should my penis look like a turkey
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
