then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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