I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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