Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
