worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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