i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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