Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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