He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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