Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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