Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?