I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think i have two assholes
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night