Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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