No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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