Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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