good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
