It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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