so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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