The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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