i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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