why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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