He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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