I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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