Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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