Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
