please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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