You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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