Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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