He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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