Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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