chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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