in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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