Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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