direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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