I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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