this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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