I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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