Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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