Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This is my gift to your gina
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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