Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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