just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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