margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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