I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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