can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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