I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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