At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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