told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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