A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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