I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
