Your tits are I can't wait for
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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