You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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