Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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