Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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