she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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