i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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